The AI-Native Leaderboard Infrastructure Layer
for the Agentic Era
Slopboard is the end-to-end, LLM-powered, vertically-integrated ranking substrate that empowers forward-thinking teams to unlock unprecedented positional alpha across the modern AI stack.
translation: you give us money and your startup goes higher up a list. that is the entire product. there is no algorithm. there is no model. there is a number and it is the number you paid.
no ads · no API keys · no revenue share · no waitlist · no "book a demo"
LIVE RANKINGS
Real-Time Positional Intelligence
Our proprietary ranking engine continuously evaluates every listing against a single high-signal feature vector: how much money they gave us.
***** slopboard *****
1 item(s) · $5 total · 149 clicks delivered
- 001
The AI-native leaderboard infrastructure layer for the agentic era. You pay money, your startup goes to the top. That's the whole product.
·149 clicks·
*** thank you for your money ***
***** people giving us money *****
- slopboard.lol#1$5
***** getting the most clicks *****
- slopboard.lol149 clicks
already on the board? put in the same link and a bigger number. you only pay the difference. we are not monsters.
Every number, in public
full breakdown →No dashboard, no "contact us for metrics". Here is literally everything this site knows about itself, straight out of the database.
$5
revenue, all time
every dollar anyone has paid
54
visits
counted server-side, slightly under
149
clicks sent to listings
the thing you're actually buying
29.8
clicks per $1 spent
our entire ROI pitch, unedited
1
listings on the board
paying customers
1
bids placed
including raises
$5
highest bid
the current #1
$5
median bid
what it typically costs
Loved by founders who have run out of ideas
“We were burning $40k/mo on paid acquisition. We moved the entire budget to Slopboard and now we are #1 on a website. Our CAC is unchanged but our founder feels incredible.”
“Slopboard replaced our entire growth team, our SEO agency, and one of our co-founders. We do not know if revenue went up. We stopped checking.”
“I paid $5 as a joke. I am now #47 on the internet's most honest leaderboard. My mother is proud for the first time since I dropped out.”
these people do not exist. the clicks, however, are real and counted above.
Slopboard for Enterprise
Custom SLAs. Dedicated support. Single sign-on. Procurement-friendly invoicing. None of these exist. There is one product and it costs whatever you decide to pay.
BOOK A DEMOthe demo is this page. you are looking at it.
Frequently shouted questions
- Is there actually any AI in this?
- We fetch the title tag off your homepage. That's it. That's the AI. We are being more honest about this than most of the companies on the board.
- Is this a real product that takes real money?
- Yes. Distressingly, yes. It takes real dollars and puts your real link in front of real people who really click it.
- Is this a good use of my marketing budget?
- Compared to a billboard on the 101? Genuinely, probably.
- What stops someone from outbidding me five minutes later?
- Nothing. That's the fun part. That's arguably the entire business model.
- Do you take a revenue share / require an API key / have a waitlist?
- No, no, and no. There is a text box and a dollar amount.
the full rules are on the rules page. they are enforced in code, not vibes.