The AI-Native Leaderboard Infrastructure Layer
for the Agentic Era
Slopboard is the end-to-end, LLM-powered, vertically-integrated ranking substrate that empowers forward-thinking teams to unlock unprecedented positional alpha across the modern AI stack.
translation: you give us money and your startup goes higher up a list. that is the entire product. there is no algorithm. there is no model. there is a number and it is the number you paid.
no ads · no API keys · no revenue share · no waitlist · no "book a demo"
LIVE RANKINGS
Real-Time Positional Intelligence
Our proprietary ranking engine continuously evaluates every listing against a single high-signal feature vector: how much money they gave us.
***** slopboard *****
1 item(s) · $5 total · 1 clicks delivered
- 001
The AI-native leaderboard infrastructure layer for the agentic era. You pay money, your startup goes to the top. That's the whole product.
·1 clicks·
*** thank you for your money ***
***** people giving us money *****
- slopboard.lol#1$5
***** getting the most clicks *****
- slopboard.lol1 clicks
already on the board? put in the same link and a bigger number. you only pay the difference. we are not monsters.
99.99%
uptime
it's a static html file
0ms
inference latency
there is no inference
∞
scale
it's on a cdn
2
database tables
this is real
trusted by engineering teams at
none of these are real companies. neither are half the ones on the board.
Loved by founders who have run out of ideas
“We were burning $40k/mo on paid acquisition. We moved the entire budget to Slopboard and now we are #1 on a website. Our CAC is unchanged but our founder feels incredible.”
“Slopboard replaced our entire growth team, our SEO agency, and one of our co-founders. We do not know if revenue went up. We stopped checking.”
“I paid $5 as a joke. I am now #47 on the internet's most honest leaderboard. My mother is proud for the first time since I dropped out.”
these people do not exist. the clicks, however, are real and counted above.
Slopboard for Enterprise
Custom SLAs. Dedicated support. Single sign-on. Procurement-friendly invoicing. None of these exist. There is one product and it costs whatever you decide to pay.
BOOK A DEMOthe demo is this page. you are looking at it.
Frequently shouted questions
- Is there actually any AI in this?
- We fetch the title tag off your homepage. That's it. That's the AI. We are being more honest about this than most of the companies on the board.
- Is this a real product that takes real money?
- Yes. Distressingly, yes. It takes real dollars and puts your real link in front of real people who really click it.
- Is this a good use of my marketing budget?
- Compared to a billboard on the 101? Genuinely, probably.
- What stops someone from outbidding me five minutes later?
- Nothing. That's the fun part. That's arguably the entire business model.
- Do you take a revenue share / require an API key / have a waitlist?
- No, no, and no. There is a text box and a dollar amount.
the full rules are on the rules page. they are enforced in code, not vibes.